Become a Dickey Advocate
It is easy. Do now with pride.
Hear us, O citizens with heads not attached directly to your shoulders. Awaken to your plight. We have
lived in the pitiable discomfort of cold necks for decades. Not since the 70’s have our people been
free to toss back some wassail without a chill planting its cowardly bootprint upon our necks.
Unleash yourselves from the slavery of nape frost! Break free from the fetters of good fashion!
Establish, nay, champion a warm, new day. Let us celebrate the rebels who laugh at convention and
bravely take the bold path of inspired shiver-free differentness. It will not be a battle easily won,
but our success will forge a heat within the bosom of all who now suffer. Take up your dickey! Hang up
the scarf and hang the consequences. Forward! Excelsior! Onward!
The Dickey Anthem
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